Saturday, November 29, 2008

Private Property is the Problem

Concerned that people were using their private property for their own enjoyment, Warrington is looking to stamp out one more form of recreation. Via a new ordinance which prohibits ATVs use on less than 2 acres of land, the Board is looking to stop ATV use in the Township.

http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/111-11292008-1629443.html

Aparently the neighbors kids ride their ATVs. Next up will be the curfew ordinance for kids since they will be driven to hang out at the local convenience store as they will no longer have anything to do.

Next they will be working on the ordinance to ban electric mowers on lots less than 2 acres.

Monday, November 24, 2008

Energy Independence - Local Officials to ensure it won't happen

Do you want to create your own renewable energy source? Hopefully, you don't live in Doylestown Township. DT is poised to be the first locally to regulate wind mills out of existance before they start popping up.

http://www.phillyburbs.com/pb-dyn/news/111-11242008-1626817.html

This will of course start a local trend which will ensure we remain hooked on fossile fuels.

"Mr. Scarborough added that the ordinance includes a two-acre minimum which precludes most residents of this Township from ever having a windmill." - http://www.doylestownpa.org/MeetingMinutes/9.16.08.htm

Of course there will be joyous residents of the Township who will be happy they don't have to look at ugly polls that are responsible for providing energy. But what about the telephone polls? Guess they will have to get rid of them too.

Monday, November 17, 2008

Locals Can Be Geniuses Too

As we all know there are many geniuses who work for the federal government that understand so much about my life and the variables that determine the direction of the space time continuum that they busily write rules and regulations to make our country a better place.

Unfortunately there are lots of local geniuses too. All well meaning in my experience, yet unable to understand the consequences of their actions. Not because they are not smart, but because no one can know these things when interfering in the economic and personal lives of others.

The purpose of my blog is to highlight those local geniuses in our municipal and county government. Maybe after reading my opines they will think a bit harder prior to implementing their meddling idea of the month to make my life better, and realize their attempts will be futile.



Thus this blog is born.